On Dieting...

Did you ever wonder why for such smart people we are so challenged about dieting?

Haven’t you buffet-ed enough diets to write your own diet book?

If you were to win a million dollars if you kept to a diet for a month, couldn’t you do it?

Bet you’d figure it out.

Bet you’d throw the crap out of your cupboards, hire and arm some friends to guard you, duct tape your mouth shut after 8pm.

Bet you’d get brilliant quick.

What’s the perk, besides the pork, of cheating, of failing…again?

If the cheese doodles really made you happy, then why aren’t you skipping giddily 10 minutes after the whatever doodles are demolished?

Try pigging out on a salad when you’re sad and see how long the sad, the stress lasts.

You’d have to get proud of yourself in the face of the upset.

There wouldn’t be much fuel for your hamster wheel to spin on.

It would be a much shorter ride.

Woops and phew.